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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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