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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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