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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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