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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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