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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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