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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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