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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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