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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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