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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Akiva Lane
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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Shane Ronay
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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