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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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