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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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