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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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