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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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