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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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