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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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