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A square not.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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