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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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