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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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