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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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