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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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