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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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