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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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