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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Akiva Lane
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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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