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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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