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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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