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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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