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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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