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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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