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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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