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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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