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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why isJoe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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