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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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