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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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