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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What do you say when something falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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