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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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