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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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