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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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