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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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