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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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