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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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