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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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