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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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