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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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