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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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