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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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