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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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