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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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