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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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