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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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