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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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