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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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