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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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