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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Akiva Lane
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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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