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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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