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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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