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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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