How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

1688

Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

713

Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

484

What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

481

Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

1937

Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

1684

Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

1084

What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

766

Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

1553

What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

1371

How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

897

Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

703