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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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