Pictures:

What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

1630

Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

869

What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

300

Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

639

How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

2822

Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

544

What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

50

What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

1770

What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

482

What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

1626

What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

2011

When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

1452