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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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