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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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