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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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