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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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