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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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