Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

1946
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

2564
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

1262
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

1565
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this?

A dessert island.

3012
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

2817
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

677
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

394
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

2055
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

2556
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

2435
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

331