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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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