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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Akiva Lane
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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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