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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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