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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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