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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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