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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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