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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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