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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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