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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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