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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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