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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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