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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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