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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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