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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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