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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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