Akiva Lane
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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

557
Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969
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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

1647
Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

1945