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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Akiva Lane
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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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