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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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