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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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