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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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