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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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