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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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