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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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