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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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