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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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