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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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