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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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