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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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