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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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