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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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