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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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