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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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