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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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