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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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