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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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