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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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