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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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