Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

2382
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

2444
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

2216
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

1790
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

328
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

791
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

2770
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

1656
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does this represent?

Youtube.

763
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

1764
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

2595
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

2289