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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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