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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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