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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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