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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Akiva Lane
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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Akiva Lane
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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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