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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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