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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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