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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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