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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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