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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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