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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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