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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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