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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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Akiva Lane
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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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