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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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