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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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