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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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