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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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