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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Akiva Lane
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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Akiva Lane
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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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