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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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