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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Akiva Lane
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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Akiva Lane
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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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