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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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