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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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